We may not know each other, but that doesn’t mean I can’t give you a meaningful holiday gift. I recently got an email from a high-ranking official in Nigeria offering to reward me with a huge amount of money if I just sent a few dollars to help someone wrongly accused get out of jail. I then got a similar email from a Ugandan prince. People are so giving this time of year.
So from my family to yours and without further ado, here’s Gary the Snoman!
My favorite line (although there are a lot to choose from): “Tell them we’re somewhat interested, but need to know who else is interested before we know if we’re really interested.”